My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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