does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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