either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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