I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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