Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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