At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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