i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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