If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
