yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he puts the penis in happiness.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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