would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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