i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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