when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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