i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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