You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Randomize
