My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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