Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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