i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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