FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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