He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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