maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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