Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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