Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
