4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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