called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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