That's intense
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Im just a social blackout drinker.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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