problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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