we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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