Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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