i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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