Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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