I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
