with your own penis?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wish you could order shots online.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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