I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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