he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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