I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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