that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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