East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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