im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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