His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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