She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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