do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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