You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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