Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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