dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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