We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
