She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Everclear isn't food dammit
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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