i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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