Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We got so high we made milksteak
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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