What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
