We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
