new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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