can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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