I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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