if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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