Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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