Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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