Just fell off a train. Bad.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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